Car Acronyms

Posted on January 8, 2012. Filed under: jokes |

ACURA
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile 
Asia’s Curse Upon Rural America

AMC 
All Makes Combined 
A Major Cost 
A Mutated Car 
A Morons Car 
Another Major Catastrophe

AUDI 
Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented 
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 
Automobile Under Demonic Influence 
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention 
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

BMW 
Big Money Works 
Bought My Wife 
Brutal Money Waster 
Break My Window 
Break My Windshield 
Babbling Mechanical Wench 
Beastly Monstrous Wonder 
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder 
Barely Moving Wreck 
Big Money Waste 
Big Money. Why? 
Big Money Works 
Born Moderately Wealthy 
Breaks Most Wrenches 
Bring More Wrenches 
Brings Me Women 
Brings More Women 
Broken Money Waster 
Broke My Wallet 
Broken Monstrous Wonder 
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch 
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time 
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time 
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

DODGE
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere 
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater 
Dead Old Dog Going East 
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires 
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy 
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

EDSEL
Every Day Something Else Leaks

FIAT
Failed Italian Automotive Technology 
Fix It Again, Tony! 
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

FORD
Frigin’ Old Rebuilt Dodge 
Fix Or Repair Daily 
Found On Road Dead 
Fast Only Rolling Downhill 
First On Race Day 
First On Recall Day 
Fabricated Of Refried Dung 
Fails On Rainy Days 
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver 
Fault Of R&D 
Finally Obsolete Racing Device 
Fireball On Rear Denting 
First On Road to Dump 
First On Rust and Deterioration 
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma 
Flipping Over Results in Death 
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster 
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled 
Foot On Road Decelerates 
Forced On Reluctant Drivers 
Formed Of Rejected DNA 
Forwarded Once; Return Denied 
Forward Only; Reverse Defective 
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin 
Fork Over Repair Dough 
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge 
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 
Free Or Reduced Drastically 
Frequent Opinion Really Disappointed 
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable 
Funny Old Rattling Dump 
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot

GEO
Good Engineering Overlooked

GM 
General Maintenance 
Great Mistake 
Garbage Motors 
Generally Miserable 
Grossly Misconceived 
Gluteus Maximus

GMC
Garage Man’s Companion 
Gotta Mechanic Coming? 
Generally Mediocre Cars 
Get More Chicks 
Gets Mechanics Crazy 
Gods Mechanical Curse 
Got More Crap 
Great Mountain Climber 
Great Motor Car

GTO 
Gas, Tires, Oil

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again 
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating 
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive…

JEEP 
Just Eats Every Part 
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Just Empty Every Pocket

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 

MG
Money Guzzler 

MGB
Might Go Backwards 

MGF
Might Go Forward 

MIATA
My Intention Always To Accelerate

MOPAR
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously 
Most Often Passed At Races 
Mostly Old Parts And Rust 
Move Over People Are Racing 
Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 
My Old Pig Ain’t Running 
My Only Problems Are Repairs

MUSTANG
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good

OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment
old ladies driving slowly making other behind insanely late everyday

PINTO
Put In Nickel To Operate 
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

PLYMOUTH
Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood

PORSCHE
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back 
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 
Sad Attempt At Beauty 
Sorry Auto, Always Broken 
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

SUBARU
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass 
The One You Ought To Avoid

TRIUMPH 
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

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